OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
(via awesome-as-fudge)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
(via awesome-as-fudge)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via theawkwardestofturtles)
johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:
Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that post things like “how to get away with murder” and are willing to give up their first born for their otp to finally get together?
Wait, there is something wrong with that?
(Source: reasonsformysmile, via no-way-to-reach-me)
peacocks look like they speak french
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via thescarletwiccan)
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
(Source: verityveritas, via awesome-as-fudge)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via give--me--novocaine)
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
(Source: modelcity, via angstfilledadolescent)
